[quote=urbanrealtor]And he only smokes newports.
The cigs for the fit and fashionable among us.[/quote]
I thought those were Djarums? No? I have that wrong?
Obama should take up smoking Marlboro Reds. Those “Cowboy killers” will increase his stature considerably, especially amongst potential GOP voters looking to switch.
He should also start swigging from a bottle of JD while Kid Rock blares in the background. I bet that candy-ass Cantor and that country club reject Boehner would be shaking in their Cole Haans.
