They want to sell.
“We’ve tried everything from bake sales to bbqs, but no one comes to our open houses!”
Mr Greedypants McBighouse is ready to spend more time with the grandkids, but he’s waiting for his retirement pension, plus, he needs to sell his house if he really wants to stop working.
“We’d love to sell, and move to a bigger house, so there’s room for all the grandkids stuff,” says Mrs. McBighouse, but we’re not just going to give this one away! We’ll try again in the spring when people are ready to buy again.”
