“The final stage is were you learn that all your psychological pain comes from the ghosts of dead aliens on the planet Earth who were killed by another alien thousands of years ago”
OMG, are there any comets comming round?
“Whenever I went to his house he was always dragging out a device that looked like two tin cans connected by wires, and asking me to — I don’t remember the term — submit to something like “deprogramming” me. I always refused.”