TG: You wanna really think twice (or more) about hooking up with one of those overly Botoxed OC harridans. I worked up in the OC for a while and developed a passionate loathing for that place. A loathing I might add only slightly less severe than my loathing for all things LA.
You’re gonna snare one of those collagen lipped, buxom succubi and wake up missing your house, credit cards and new SUV. Just a fair warning, amigo.