Surveyor: Good post. My personal preference would be to buy Kim off with a liquor store in Garden Grove. That way, he could have all the booze and porn he wanted. Buy him a nice little house in Westminster and a mid-size Mercedes and call it good.
Worked for Nguyen Cao Ky, right? He owned a liquor store up in Orange County after being deposed as the President of South Vietnam in 1975.