You can’t teach a pig to read. It wastes your time, and annoys the pig.
That one is right up there with “a happy wife is a happy life.”[/quote]
PatentGuy: Great expressions, both. I was always taught the “pig to sing” versus “pig to read”, however. They both work and can be very apropos, especially given some of the overheated hyperbole that careens around here.
