[quote=nostradamus]Laugh and/or get drunk.[/quote]
This gets my vote.
Sure beats eating plastic pellets harvested from beanie babies.
(My brother was into “investing” in beanie babies. Convinced they had high value. When he died we shipped the several hundred beanies he had crated in his basement, to an orphanage. My sister and I felt good about that. Who cares if they were really worth a fortune, toys are meant to be played with.)
