Ricky the Squirrel has had enough. After endless hours of hearing John Kerry’s remarks and the resultant media firestorm broadcast through the open window, Ricky reached his breaking point. The pain of hearing his hero’s ignominy continuously broadcast left Ricky feeling helpless. His metal state was in such turmoil that when confronted by a public employee in uniform, he went a little a crazy. “I just wanted to do something to show my solidarity,” he sobbed as he was driven away in the animal control van.
