LOL. What a weird gift. Maybe tell them you’re having an allergic reaction to it or your family is having seizures due to the garish colors. Or tell them your HOA doesn’t approve.
For some strange reason my client’s family keeps giving me strange gifts. On Friday I received an egg slicer thing (one of those things that cuts an egg into several perfect slices with one chop). I don’t know why I receive such things. I figure that on the rare occasion that I want a finely sliced egg I can do it with a few flicks of a knife.
I’ve received so many candles and picture frames I started giving them out as gifts. I have to be careful not to re-gift the thing to the person who gave it to me.
I do like it when the wives of friends take pity on the “lonely single guy” and bring gifts of home-made food… Good wine or beer is always a great gift too… Never art!
