1) mention of global climate change, dinosaurs, or evolution will NOT be allowed in schools or the media.
2) replace all biology and sex education classes with courses on snow mobile maintenance, hunting, and Bible study.
3)Christianity new state religion — remember, Jesus was American!
4) New York Times, Harvard, Yale, and University of California campuses destroyed and staff sent to “America is bestest” re-education camps run by Fox News.
5)Oxycoton for some; little American flags for others.
6) Mandatory fossil fuel consumption will be imposed. Solar cells and wind turbines will be destroyed in a giant bonfire fueled by copious amounts of gasoline and coal.
7)On the beginning of every month it will be “attack a Muslim” day.
8) New foreign policy: threaten other nations, take their resources, then impose 1-7 above.
