It’s the five stages of

[no_such_reality]

It’s the five stages of death/grief/change

1. Denial – The initial stage.: “It can’t be happening.”
2. Anger .: “How dare you do this to me?!” (either referring to God, the bank, or in our case, ‘evil bloggers’)
3. Bargaining .: “Just let me sell the house at breakeven.”
4. Depression .: “God please don’t take the house away”
5. Acceptance

I believe we should be celebrating. We’re heading into Stage 2…