I was poking fun at another active post http://piggington.com50_years_of_pension_for_20_years_of_work where somebody was complaining about the pensions that firemen get, and somebody suggested they become a fireman. Figured I’d do the same here except with lawyers, but if you haven’t read the post, then it really isn’t funny. In fact, even if you read the post now, it still won’t be funny. Sorry about that.