I think it’s safe to say that this thread has long passed the point where any socially redeeming responses have been added. If I were the king of this board I’d lock this thread and I’d send a couple of you to your respective corners for some alone time.
Fortunately (for me), I’m not king of this board and nobody cares what I think.
Marion, I am hopeful that the next thread you start has something to do with the theme of this forum (Econo-Almanac). Please show the rest of us the courtesy of excluding us from the intimate details of your personal life. We’re already suffering from TMI.