I am also religious, my religion is the housing market.
Each day, my rituals would be to go into piggington and reassure myself of the coming collapse of the housing market, the end of the world where god will ensure me an affordable home.
After group reassurance prays, rants, and chants we all leave feeling our faith is stronger for another day.
I thougth I am an atheist but now I have found a religion.
