Great post TG, sadly I lol’ed through it. .. NO you shouldn’t feel bad though. I have the same thing going on in my area in Harveston where I rent. One neighbor is listing his home almost $300k MORE than a similar home on the same street, but with a better lot. This home does have a brown lawn, but its been on the market for OVER 400 days. Now there are like 4 homes similar to the neighbors, all price between $420-460k, and they are still asking $699.