She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She’s a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!
People might be surprised at the mileage some cars get. My 2005 Accord (4 cyl) gets 20-22 mpg in the city. Now, we’re a one car family and only put about 6K miles on it per year, but that has been pretty disappointing.
The SUVs, when driven by people under the illusion that they are safer or offer prestige, irk me because of their size and general unwieldiness more than the environmental aspect. I’d like to get a bunch of bumper stickers that say “U.S.S. Lardass” and stick them on the ones driven by people who can’t manage to get them into a parking space at the grocery store.
