[quote=fat_lazy_union_worker]Here’s a picture of U.S. Treas Sec Henry Paulson…
Caption this.
I’ll start….
“Dear Lord, please make this plan work…Amen”
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Here’s mine:
“Gentlemen, I have a plan inside my hands. It’s a magical plan. Proprietary, if you will. But mainly magical. That’s why I have to keep it hidden from view – inside my hands where bad people – evil naysayers – can’t view it. Unlike previous plans, which have failed woefully thus far, this magical proprietary plan will work. And work really really well. But before I can open my hands and unveil this magical plan, I need a promise from you. Hey, what sort of magical plan would come without some strings attached, right? But I digress. What I need is access to, say, about $500 billion of our money. I say “our” because as a U.S. taxpayer I own a teeny tiny part of that $500 billion. So, it really is “our” money. Anyhow, once you promise to give me access to the $500 billion, then and only then will I open my hands and unveil the magical plan. Which, again, is going to work really really well. Hey, if you can’t trust Big Hank – the Treasury Secretary – then who can you trust, right? So, about that promise… and no finger crossing either.”
