Keep in mind that “Beech” property is hard to come by. They’re not making any more, right? And there’s nothing more attractive than a “Bank Forecloure” near a “Beech.” Be quick, “don’ miss this opportunity!”
These illiterate ads are so common that if I were an agent, I’d be pretty embarrassed to tell anyone. Like explaining a mentally handicapped relative.
“Oh, he’s in real estate? I’m so sorry. How did it happen? Has he always been this way?”