Dude, I have 3 kids but I tell them I have six, 3 of whom live in “the bushes” . Of course I tell the three real ones that “I love them so much and would never do that to them”. It still has the same effect and re-inforces that I love them…I hope. They know I am kidding anyway.
Man I love my kids and just think people must be wired really wrong to do stuff like in FLU’s post…under any circumstance.