Barry Bonds, despite the asterisk.
Better performance through chemistry.
New thought on moral hazard and the “personal bailout”….
While credit cards are stil rather easy to get, why not go get about 20 new ones and then take out the cash option for about $15K per card? That should put about $300K in your pocket, then go out to Temecula and pick-up a casa on the golf course for cash. After it closes, file BK with the cc’s.
Done! Then spend the next year two years cleaning up your credit.
getting a loan in the future will be really hard anyway. This way your house is paid free and clear.