Anyone who proposes any change or alternative to our present system is clearly insane, racist, or both. The system cannot be improved upon and must never be questioned. If you feel yourself beginning to lose faith, perhaps after noticing the ever-growing tent cities downtown while the port expands to accommodate super-yachts, you should immediately listen to a Justin Bieber song or watch an episode of “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” and you will feel better.