alright, i have another mini-rant for you all: leucadia.

wtf. if i wanted to go to portlandia, i’d move to oregon. attention all shoppers: big box stores are not the devil – and i’d bet all the white people with hipster tats in the loo just go order from amazon or the apple store anyway (or are they sooooo hip that they don’t even have phones?) yes, they whittle wooden everything and recycle their feces for composting or whatever the global warming cult leaders tell them to do.

it’s not enough to be a good parent in leucadia, you also have to be “cool” LOL. do these people have unlimited time to put in an honest days work, do some man-grooming on those beards, change diapers, re-ink the tats, heckle motorists who dare drive on a street where pedestrians are consistently jaywalking, and shop around for some organic vegan gluten-free lettuce water?

rating: 7/10 if you didn’t have an ocean on one side, you’d be a 3rd branch of the san diego zoo. look jimmy, there goes a hipsterius dooforius. out in the water, over yonder – they’re log jamming the break. now no one can enjoy having a surf.