Alan, I hear you brother, but lets keep this on the down low. As a 40 y.o. divorced guy always looking for his next ex wife, I don’t need busloads of dudes cutting in on my action. Repeat after me, it’s too hot, it’s too far away, there’s too much traffic, lather, rinse, repeat.

Wanna really put your sunglasses to the test, hit the wineries on a Saturday when the desperate housewives of orange county pour into town, those O.C. plastic surgeons have mad skills and have obviously been on the receiving end of some serious heloc money.