My favorite line is, “I can only work with you if you or someone you know have an average credit score of at least 680.” (emphasis added)

Also, while this seller claims to have access to zero-down loan programs, the pictures indicate that he doesn’t have access to a housekeeper. Is it really too much trouble to move the fast-food cup off the kitchen counter before you snap the photo? Or move the shirt that’s hanging on the lamp in the bedroom?

I’d categorize this one as FSBI — for sale by idiot.