No sir, we are fighting for liquid gold sir, the juice of the earth, the light sweet sweet sweet mother of all crude sir … what … you guys didn’t know that.
This is how it will work.
The oil Belongs to the Iraqi people – you must have heard our supreme leader religious tyrant rant that … The iraqi people now want to kill each other. So we can now police them and keep them from killing each other and charge them for it. Then we can in a covert operation sell them the guns to kill each other and charge them for it. After that we can once again withdraw and sell arms to both sides and let them obliterate each other while we charge them for it. Now that its completely done, we have all the oil in Iraq. Iran, repeat.
Cool.
Cow_tipping.