[quote=BGinRB][quote=esmith]…you’ll have to keep all that stuff locked up to preserve your nice clean walls and floors.[/quote]

As an alternative, you can try locking up the rugrat. [/quote]

I find it easier to lock up myself and my stuff instead…

Classic:

[quote]1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.
2nd baby: You spend a bit of every day watching to be sure your older child isn’t squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby.
3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children.[/quote]