lol. NAR feng shui. it probably is, but we’re beginning the listing process in a few weeks. he’s researching the comps this week. i guess he means by the time the buying happens it will have been two months. i don’t think he’s saying anything different. this will easily take till thanksgiving.

my neighbor has been trying to sell his house for three months. he overpriced the hell out of it (815k), put it on the market in summer, then cut the price like crazy (730) and it’s still sitting there. his ludicrous sign says ‘price REDUCED’ and ‘buy me i’m gorgeous’ in case you thought you couldn’t get both gorgeous and cheap. it’s resembling the crossdressers who frequent our street corner. i have to love this city. i’m trying to sell a million dollar home. a house opposite our street has a family of 15 that hangs washing to dry on a tin roof and hookers park their car on our street. and people who visit say “how did you find such a pretty little street?”
maybe the broker’s cracking up at home thinking of me…