The sheer poetic irony of your butt cancer aside, I do have a few questions based on your post.

Do you really think that any manipulation of the market is synonymous with a command economy?

Does that include when private parties manipulate it or just when government does?

On that topic, do you consider any redistribution of wealth to be equivalent to systems like communism? EG: Are income taxes or food stamps the same as, say, government as the only employer?

Do you really think that public schools do not teach the history or traditions of the US? My wife who teaches US history to (predominantly immigrant) students would perhaps disagree. Again, its a question.

Is it your contention that his mother’s perceived lack of patriotism should disqualify him from running? Is it your contention that his foreign schooling should disqualify him from running?