We may be able to help you with that neg-am loan, but the max we can go is 100%. Let me check with this group of indigenous people in Africa and see if they want to buy it with their pension fund.
I am sure for enough money (oh….I mean fees) I can get one of the RAPING AGENCIES to classify it as AAA for us so that we can get 300 bps for it….
Then we can make up something else to protect the high grade AAA mortgage from going down in value and sell that too….