Youth, what a wonderful thing. To have the stamina and intelligence to transform all your shortcomings and insecurities into anger and resentment.
Perhaps this “moron”, “product of a retard factory”, and a “dumbsh*t fratboy” (guilty as charged on all three counts), can offer you some pearls of wisdom. Here are four:
1. Plastic O.C. girls are great in bed
2. Don’t let envy spoil a good time
3. Despite how superior you feel, you are not any better than the garbage collector and are probably less productive, you have a very limited time in this world, the sooner you realize that you are the problem, and not everyone else, the sooner you will be able to find your place in this crazy world. It isn’t about a place, a climate or a people, it’s you.
4. And Finally, I use way too many commas, dude!
