What we really need is a bullet-proof bio-hazard suit with night vision, a shotgun to handle undead zombies, unlimited ammo, a case of top ramen, and a machete, all made of gold. It would be nice to pack all of these things into a boat in case there is a flood, and it would be really nice if the boat was space-worthy in case the magnetic shift of 2012 destroys all of earth. You never know what might happen.
