Oh, honey you weren’t far off at all. There’s plenty of “yazzo” in my husband’s line of work since he’s the Chief Technical Officer of a well known internet porn company in Los Angeles.
So if you’re into online porn and you pay up the “yazzo” to see some “yazzo” just let me know, I’ll hook you up with the friends and family discount!
It’s not a huge discount or anything, since we all know how little money there is to be made in online porn.
I met my husband when we were both 18 and AT THAT TIME he worked for a software company doing tech support. He’s moved up since then.
You know how some parents tell their kids that they’ll never get anywhere playing video games? Well, it’s bullshit and my husband is a walking example of it.
My husband used to play video games online with the CEO of a very well known web company, and this guy was so impressed by my husband’s knowledge of computers that my husband got a job there before he even got a high school diploma!
Um, I’ll double check but I’m pretty sure my husband’s pubes are made of four leaf clovers!
That is how lucky my man is.
My husband doesn’t have a single day of a college education, he is completely self taught and somehow he knows EVERY single facet of computers – networking, coding, programming, software, etc.
You know how little kids will take shit apart and put it back together?
For shits and giggles, my husband built a replica of YouTube.
You know how sometimes you get bored and you decide to code and design billion dollar web applications from scratch just for fun?
That’s what my husband did… with YOUTUBE!
So had he thought of YouTube first and put it up just one minute before they did,I would be sitting on a diamond crusted toilet wiping my ass with $100,000 bills taking a shit instead of giving a shit.
