How about the unknown, unadvertised things they do. Like the time you were driving home from the movies and didn’t get killed by a DUI driver b/c the patrol cop pulled the guy over already for swerving out of control and so drunk the person could barely walk forward w/out pretending to be an airplane and when asked to turn around and walk back, the person doesn’t turn around and instead does a moon walk back. True story. This and many more. You should do a ride-along. It’s a riot. The most entertainment you’ll ever have, especially D/T or PB.
