Ha ha! Oh, good topic! It’s really quite simple. Here’s what you do:
1.) First, don’t base the price of the house on any type of economic realty whatsoever because we all know that housing prices in San Diego really have nothing to do with economics any more. Use this simple San Diego Housing price formula:
(Base Price:$50,000) + (Average SD year round temerature: 70)*(house square footage)*(7 days of the week the person will live in the house)
Example for a 1000 square foot house:
$50,000+ (70 degrees)*(1000 sqr ft)*(7 days)= $540,000
2.) Next, if some idiot does not come along and buy the house at your insanely over-inflated asking price right away, just “sit on it” for awhile because this isn’t really a housing bubble (nudge nudge wink wink) and things are going to pick up again soon.
