[quote=Brutus]I wish I could make a cup of coffee that tastes as good as Starbucks. I’ve tried. I can’t. Everything else (except Peet’s and Seattle’s Best) tastes like hot dishwater, especially drunken Donuts.
Starbucks: easily the best cup you can buy. And I never spend $4 on a cup of coffee. That’s for Volvo-driving, Caramel Latte-drinking, Obama-voting, “not on our watch,” UN loving, yuppies.
You know: my friends.[/quote]
Starbucks is horrible coffee. I could run dirty dishwater through my coffee maker and have it taste better.
