[quote=svelte]
So if your religion believes there is a Dyson DC50 way up in the sky that invented the earth in 16 days and thinks you have to scratch your butt for 5 minutes a day to worship him/her/it, I’m all for it. Just don’t pass any rules saying my kid has to scratch his butt at school for five minutes a day.[/quote]

Scratching your butt for 5 minutes is small price to pay if it insures you against being sucked in by the almighty Dyson DC50. And it feels good once you master the technique.