So wait – you’re saying Jews didn’t cause the plague?
You’re in on this conspiracy, aren’t you 😉 ?
Heavyduty, why’d you imaginary conspiracy government half-ass things? Let’s recap: in the world you see when you’re off your meds, the government wanted to curtail civil liberties and start wars, for no apparent reason. To generate support, it launched this huge secret plan involving at least hundreds of people to secretly wire several buildings to explode when they were hit by airplanes that had been hijacked as part of the conspiracy. Then the government spread stories about WMD that they knew were false in a largely unsuccessful attempt to get support for an Iraq invasion.
Why not just nuke an American city in the first place? If the government you think about when you’re sniffing glue could break the chain of command at NORAD, they could get their hands on one nuclear weapon. They could detonate it in some second-tier city like San Bernardino or Newark to let LA and NY think they were targeted, but avoid the economic disaster of actually hitting the biggest cities.
Your plan involved thousands; mine involved tens. Your plan leaves the imaginary government vulnerable to imaginary geniuses like yourself who can pick apart the differences between airliner collision damage and demolition damage; in my plan, the government doesn’t have to cover up what type of weapon exploded. In your plan, the government has to work to tie lunatic hijackers to WMD efforts. In my plan, they have proof of a nuclear explosion on US soil – France would lead the charge into Iraq under those circumstances. My plan would lead to more military spending and more civil liberties restrictions than yours. Everything about my plan is better than yours. The only failing of both of them, once again, is they are both batshit crazy. But a crazy person like yourself who likes to pretend he’s smart isn’t bothered by that objection, so since you like fake ‘intellectual’ puzzles about why the government does secret evil things, I’ll leave this as an exercise for you and anyone else who has internet access in their desert survivalist compound or padded cell: why did the government use your weak over-complicated unconvincing plan and not my simple bulletproof one?
