One of the women (or, as she referred to herself, a “busy single girl”) in the affluenza article is a Realtor:

“I’m a busy single girl, so I first started by asking Lisa to get me cases of water and things like that,” Rich said. “And then she started sitting some open houses. From there, it’s kind of a decadent thing, but I got used to it.”

OK, so she’s already farming out her open houses and getting some schlep to bring her water. And, she’s gotten used to such treatment. I can’t wait for the real estate market to completely implode so we don’t have to read any more of these idiotic lifestyle articles.