I’d like to take this opportunity to thank Clinton for 8 years of uninterrupted prosperity. There’s no question that the Clinton years were the most beneficial to all Americans out of the last 50 years. There was an unprecedented bull market, commodity prices declined, inflation was kept in check, innovation flourished, and every American had a chance to be successful.

Thank you, Bill. You were the greatest President of the last 50 years. May Obama clean up the messes of the current President Chimpy Bush as you cleaned up the messes of Bush I the Failure.