A while ago I got these “Nigerian” spam emails too asking me to contact them and send money to claim a big fund….etc.

I responded and ask them to contact me ASAP by phone so I could get the money by sending them the check….We emailed back and forth, I gave them one at a time several fake long distance phone numbers to call, first to me ASAP, then to my secretary, then to my mom and lawyer, each time with more urgency….The emails came back kept saying they tried several times but not able to reach the correct number…..

I hope those guys paid some long distant fee trying. Anyway, I had fun keeping them excited for nothing for a while.