OT: LOL: Americans are consuming so much, that they need to redo “It’s a small world”

[Coronita]

Ran into this. Pretty funny. Couldn't resist sharing.

 http://blog.wired.com/cars/2007/11/its-a-fat-world.html

 f there's a sadder commentary on the state of American society, we can't think of it — we've grown so fat we sink the boats of It's A Small World.According to Miceage, the boats routinely bottom out under the weight of super-sized riders, bringing the popular ride to a grinding — literally — halt. That's increased the wear and tear on the fiberglass boats, which have been in use since the ride opened during the 1964 World's Fair, when Americans, on average, weighed 25 pounds less than we do today.

It's a big problem. Find out why after the jump…

Other rides, including the drop in the Pirates of the Caribbean, face the same problem, Miceage says, but nowhere is it more of headache than It's a Small World.

The ride features several twists and bends where overloaded boats easily bog down, including the "S" bend through the Scandanavian room.

Employees — Disney calls them "cast members" — have been aware of the issue for  some time now and so discretely leave empty seats in boats carrying heavy riders. But backups persist, and in some cases no one realzes there's a problem until boats stop emerging from the ride.

Disneyland is putting the ride in drydock for 10 months to make it ship-shape again. The boats will be replaced with more buoyant models, and the new flume will be one inch deeper. Work will begin in January.

Source: Miceage via Jalopnik.

 

[cashflow]

Having 2 little ones I’m sad to hear that the ride will not be open for awhile, but glad they’re ‘adjusting’ it for current ‘bigger’ times…
I’ve noticed when riding that thing with some larger people that the boat is barely keeping above the water rim, so good move from Disney!

BTW, FLU your comments about the geckos…omg, hilarious!

[sdrealtor]

Took my 4 year old up for 1 last go round last week for this very reason. It was dressed up for XMAS which made it that much more enjoyable. Cant wait till they get it back up and running.

[patientlywaiting]

All else being equal, 1 coke a day equals 15 pounds per year.

[patientlywaiting]

All else being equal, 1 coke a day equals 15 pounds per year.

[patientlywaiting]

All else being equal, 1 coke a day equals 15 pounds per year.

[patientlywaiting]

All else being equal, 1 coke a day equals 15 pounds per year.

[patientlywaiting]

All else being equal, 1 coke a day equals 15 pounds per year.

[sdrealtor]

Took my 4 year old up for 1 last go round last week for this very reason. It was dressed up for XMAS which made it that much more enjoyable. Cant wait till they get it back up and running.

[sdrealtor]

Took my 4 year old up for 1 last go round last week for this very reason. It was dressed up for XMAS which made it that much more enjoyable. Cant wait till they get it back up and running.

[sdrealtor]

Took my 4 year old up for 1 last go round last week for this very reason. It was dressed up for XMAS which made it that much more enjoyable. Cant wait till they get it back up and running.

[sdrealtor]

Took my 4 year old up for 1 last go round last week for this very reason. It was dressed up for XMAS which made it that much more enjoyable. Cant wait till they get it back up and running.

[cashflow]

Having 2 little ones I’m sad to hear that the ride will not be open for awhile, but glad they’re ‘adjusting’ it for current ‘bigger’ times…
I’ve noticed when riding that thing with some larger people that the boat is barely keeping above the water rim, so good move from Disney!

BTW, FLU your comments about the geckos…omg, hilarious!

[cashflow]

Having 2 little ones I’m sad to hear that the ride will not be open for awhile, but glad they’re ‘adjusting’ it for current ‘bigger’ times…
I’ve noticed when riding that thing with some larger people that the boat is barely keeping above the water rim, so good move from Disney!

BTW, FLU your comments about the geckos…omg, hilarious!

[cashflow]

Having 2 little ones I’m sad to hear that the ride will not be open for awhile, but glad they’re ‘adjusting’ it for current ‘bigger’ times…
I’ve noticed when riding that thing with some larger people that the boat is barely keeping above the water rim, so good move from Disney!

BTW, FLU your comments about the geckos…omg, hilarious!

[cashflow]

Having 2 little ones I’m sad to hear that the ride will not be open for awhile, but glad they’re ‘adjusting’ it for current ‘bigger’ times…
I’ve noticed when riding that thing with some larger people that the boat is barely keeping above the water rim, so good move from Disney!

BTW, FLU your comments about the geckos…omg, hilarious!

[gold_dredger_phd]

You also have to correct for the aging population. People get heavier as they get older.

I’m trying to make it to 200 pounds by the time I’m 50 years old. It’s a personal goal of mine.

[gold_dredger_phd]

You also have to correct for the aging population. People get heavier as they get older.

I’m trying to make it to 200 pounds by the time I’m 50 years old. It’s a personal goal of mine.

[gold_dredger_phd]

You also have to correct for the aging population. People get heavier as they get older.

I’m trying to make it to 200 pounds by the time I’m 50 years old. It’s a personal goal of mine.

[gold_dredger_phd]

You also have to correct for the aging population. People get heavier as they get older.

I’m trying to make it to 200 pounds by the time I’m 50 years old. It’s a personal goal of mine.

[gold_dredger_phd]

You also have to correct for the aging population. People get heavier as they get older.

I’m trying to make it to 200 pounds by the time I’m 50 years old. It’s a personal goal of mine.

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