The most difficult question seemingly encountered where I live is whether to upgrade the kitchen or the wife.
So with that the options:
Silicone
Botox
Tummy Tuck
Face lift
Spider or Varicose Vein fix
Good wardrobe with “sexy time” shoes
Now for you guys with roving eyes (I must admit the Cougars at PF Changs today were out) alternatively you can avoid this and completely upgrade to wife 2.0. Just make sure there’s no baggage. Much cheaper to keep wife 1.0. Take your seemingly old Honda, slap on a little bondo, get a good paint job and keep it on the road right?
The funny thing is if I had the cash for all this my wife would gladly get some of these services.
