FLU didn’t say it was a male relative and since the word he or she was cleverly avoided as was aunt, uncle, neice, nephew, I’m going with “she.” Since the women of cnbc are hotter than the women of porn, I say FLU invites said relative to the meetup and FLU’s drinks are on me. My place has one decoration missing, an 8×10 of me holding up a drink in one arm and with Maria Bartiromo draped on the other. FLU, hook me up.