a navy vet, skilled worker and clean cut looking young woman. hornswaggled by the Subprimes, a nefarious gang of used home salesmen. we have to help her! Mortgage Bailout Man, do something!
have no fear, Mortgage Bailout Man is here… kapow! blam! owwie! take that you nefarious used home salesmen!
Subprimes, we’re outta here! coo coo cachoo!
oh, thank you Mortgage Bailout Man, you’re my hero!
that’s ok, little lady. just remember: the next time someone wants you to pay your debts, just say NO!
meanwhile, back at Seedy O headquarters…
the Subprimes have failed! Heli-Ben Kenobi, you’re our only hope!
