OT: The economy is so bad ...

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Submitted by carlsbadworker on September 18, 2009 - 2:32pm

The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

It's so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

The economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

The economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

The economy is so bad McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

The economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

The economy is so bad a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

The economy is so bad that Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

The economy is so bad Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

The economy is so bad the Mafia is laying off judges.

The economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

and finally...

Congress says they are looking into the Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh great!!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

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The econmy is so bad... I saw
Submitted by LarryTheRenter on September 18, 2009 - 2:56pm.

The econmy is so bad... I saw a white person riding on the bus in San DIego.

Too funny!!! More: The
Submitted by Rt.66 on September 19, 2009 - 9:31am.

Too funny!!!

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The economy is so bad that 7 of 10 houses on Sesame Street are in foreclosure.

The economy is so bad, my niece told me she wants to dress up as a 401-K for Halloween so that she can turn invisible.

The economy is so bad, I went to my bank the other day and the teller handed me a note saying, "This is a robbery!

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