Beginning with hitler...

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Submitted by scaredycat on August 27, 2009 - 9:36pm

in reference to godwin's law, concerning the tendency of all internet agruments to eventually end with references to hitler and nazis, I have a suggestion. All internet Discussions should mandatorily begin with a direct analogy to hitler and nazis. having started at the eventual end point, maybe the discussion could more richly develop . So I wanted to test out a thread by starting with Hitler and retracing backward, so to speak. Unfortunately, I have no actual topic.

Submitted by Allan from Fallbrook on August 27, 2009 - 9:58pm.

Scaredy: Well... we could riff on Justme's assertion that Hitler needed love too and discuss his romance with Eva Braun. It didn't end so well, but they seemed to really go well together, don't you think?

Maybe some thoughts on how they decorated the Fuhrerbunker together?

Cooking tips for insane and despotic vegetarian totalitarian murderers?

Submitted by scaredycat on August 27, 2009 - 10:01pm.

ultimately wasn't hitler really about real estate?

Submitted by urbanrealtor on August 27, 2009 - 10:02pm.

Well I think that between Allan's certainty that everyone is Hitler and my insatiable need for malt liquor, we are likely doomed to stick with the references to the second most popular Austrian in history.

Submitted by Aecetia on August 27, 2009 - 10:07pm.

Time for a good German beer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOwMsxOrg7Y

Submitted by Allan from Fallbrook on August 27, 2009 - 10:42pm.

urbanrealtor wrote:
Well I think that between Allan's certainty that everyone is Hitler and my insatiable need for malt liquor, we are likely doomed to stick with the references to the second most popular Austrian in history.

Dan: Actually, I find myself torn on that one. Everyone is either Hitler, or Soupy Sales. It depends on the day and how much Paxil and Everclear I've consumed.

I do have to ask, though: Who would be the most popular Austrian in history? Sigmund Freud? Mozart? Falco?

Submitted by scaredycat on August 27, 2009 - 11:10pm.

it's difficult to work backwards from hitler. Hitler is more of an attractant force. it's hard to pull away from hitler once you start from hitler. maybe that's why all discussions end with hitler. it's like a death wish.

Submitted by captcha on August 27, 2009 - 11:47pm.

The most popular Austrian?
Arnold Doubleblack

Submitted by Veritas on August 28, 2009 - 12:49am.

Next to Hitler of course.

Submitted by urbanrealtor on August 28, 2009 - 7:15am.

captcha wrote:
The most popular Austrian?
Arnold Doubleblack

Okay.
I might be wrong about this but I have been told his name is not Schwarze/negger (black/black) but instead Schwarze/n/egger (black/conjugation/hollow).
This would be consistent with the Austrian and German habit of giving those without last names (peasants, Jews, Gypsies) surnames that were animistic or occupational in nature. Like why Jews have names like Gansler (good herder)or Einstein (one stone).

Anyway, its what I have heard.

Submitted by Allan from Fallbrook on August 28, 2009 - 7:27am.

urbanrealtor wrote:
captcha wrote:
The most popular Austrian?
Arnold Doubleblack

Okay.
I might be wrong about this but I have been told his name is not Schwarze/negger (black/black) but instead Schwarze/n/egger (black/conjugation/hollow).
This would be consistent with the Austrian and German habit of giving those without last names (peasants, Jews, Gypsies) surnames that were animistic or occupational in nature. Like why Jews have names like Gansler (good herder)or Einstein (one stone).

Anyway, its what I have heard.

Dan: Bingo. Translation of which would leave you with either "black plowman" or "harrower of dark (fertile/fecund) fields", not "double black" ("schwarze" in German meaning black, combined with an obvious play on "negger" sounding like an American colloquialism for a black person).

Depending on which part of Germany you hail from, surnames can be tied to geography, profession or trade or lineage.

Also, don't forget we will someday rule the world and all of you will... Shit! I said that out loud, didn't I?

Submitted by Allan from Fallbrook on August 28, 2009 - 7:25am.

Der doppelganger.

Submitted by Nor-LA-SD-guy on August 28, 2009 - 7:36am.

There was a C movie in the early eighties

“All surf Nazis must die !! “

I Think it explains the whole SoCal thing from beginning to ending, SoCal RE, Surfing and surf culture , the whole hippie movement etc… it was really much deeper movie than most think.

Submitted by scaredycat on August 28, 2009 - 7:50am.

ALL SURF NAZIS MUST DIE is available as an instant play on netflix. I'll check it out this weekend. if it indeed is the unifying theory for all things southern california, well, i look forwrad to complete enlightenment.

there hasn't been enough comic use of hitler in film.

Submitted by Allan from Fallbrook on August 28, 2009 - 8:02am.

scaredycat wrote:
there hasn't been enough comic use of hitler in film.

Scaredy: What about Leni Riefenstahl's "Triumph of the Will"?

That was pretty funny. Well, until that whole WWII thing broke out.

Submitted by sdrealtor on August 28, 2009 - 8:11am.

Well they still havent solved the Bob Crane mystery. Have they?

Submitted by sdrealtor on August 28, 2009 - 8:16am.

Speaking of German Shephards, Vick sure looked good last nite.

Submitted by sdrealtor on August 28, 2009 - 8:17am.

Still thinking about buying a new BMW but just saw the new Lexus hardtop convertible yesterday. Looked awful nice.

Submitted by sdrealtor on August 28, 2009 - 8:17am.

There are 3 psuedo german threadjacks above. Surely one will take foot.

Submitted by Allan from Fallbrook on August 28, 2009 - 8:23am.

sdrealtor wrote:
Speaking of German Shephards, Vick sure looked good last nite.

sdr: Duuuuuude. Wrong, wrong, wrong. Funny, but wrong.

Submitted by captcha on August 28, 2009 - 8:39am.

Allan from Fallbrook wrote:
urbanrealtor wrote:
captcha wrote:
The most popular Austrian?
Arnold Doubleblack

Okay.
I might be wrong about this but I have been told his name is not Schwarze/negger (black/black) but instead Schwarze/n/egger (black/conjugation/hollow).
This would be consistent with the Austrian and German habit of giving those without last names (peasants, Jews, Gypsies) surnames that were animistic or occupational in nature. Like why Jews have names like Gansler (good herder)or Einstein (one stone).

Anyway, its what I have heard.

Dan: Bingo. Translation of which would leave you with either "black plowman" or "harrower of dark (fertile/fecund) fields", not "double black" ("schwarze" in German meaning black, combined with an obvious play on "negger" sounding like an American colloquialism for a black person).

Depending on which part of Germany you hail from, surnames can be tied to geography, profession or trade or lineage.

Also, don't forget we will someday rule the world and all of you will... Shit! I said that out loud, didn't I?

Ah... the next you will tell me that Negerkuss has nothing to do with its color.

Submitted by Allan from Fallbrook on August 28, 2009 - 8:56am.

captcha wrote:
Ah... the next you will tell me that Negerkuss has nothing to do with its color.

Captcha: Nope, because I'd be wrong. Negerkusse can definitely be rendered as "Negro's kiss" (or worse). Unsurprisingly, Germans can be about as racist as it gets, but, in the case of Schwarzenegger, it doesn't have anything to do with "double black".

Submitted by afx114 on August 28, 2009 - 9:11am.

scaredycat wrote:
there hasn't been enough comic use of hitler in film.

What, you haven't seen the "Hitler finds out..." series on YouTube?

Submitted by tangouniform on August 28, 2009 - 9:11am.

scaredycat wrote:
it's difficult to work backwards from hitler. Hitler is more of an attractant force. it's hard to pull away from hitler once you start from hitler. maybe that's why all discussions end with hitler. it's like a death wish.

It's more like an event horizon. It's not "Godwin's Law" so much as it is the "Godwin Event Horizon". Once reached, not even reason can escape the thread.

Aecetia, thanks for the walk down memory lane. I used to have to sing that song weekly in my 1st year German class.

Submitted by aldante on August 28, 2009 - 9:30am.

The Nazi's had a nice relationship with Italy. Italy invented pizza. I love pizza. We have pizza in Carlsbad. I think real estate in Carlsbad is still way overpriced.

Submitted by Aecetia on August 28, 2009 - 10:03am.

Here is another favorite German song from youtube:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK28MpUepa4

The Happy wanderer 1954 (German)Video of Lake St Clair,Tasmania, Australia The Obernkirchen Children's Choir.

Submitted by dbapig on August 28, 2009 - 10:06am.

haha,
Funny. I was getting lunch from Whole Foods one day and I saw a table set up by 2 guys with a banner reading LaRouchePAC (not sure about spelling) with picture of President Obama. The banner read "Needs Adult Supervision" or something to that effect. The thing that really got me was they had painted Hitler mustache on Obama's face...

I mean, seriously, a black Hitler? Do they even know what Hitler stood for? I bet Hitler is rolling over in his grave for seeing himself compared as an equal with a man whose father is African... Oh wait, there is no grave of Hitler...

There's my contribution for the day.

Submitted by dbapig on August 28, 2009 - 10:07am.

aldante wrote:
The Nazi's had a nice relationship with Italy. Italy invented pizza. I love pizza. We have pizza in Carlsbad. I think real estate in Carlsbad is still way overpriced.

China invented noodle. I love noodle. We have noodle shops all over. We have instant noodles in local grocery. I think real estate in southern California is way overpriced.

Submitted by urbanrealtor on August 28, 2009 - 12:09pm.

dbapig wrote:
haha,
Funny. I was getting lunch from Whole Foods one day and I saw a table set up by 2 guys with a banner reading LaRouchePAC (not sure about spelling) with picture of President Obama. The banner read "Needs Adult Supervision" or something to that effect. The thing that really got me was they had painted Hitler mustache on Obama's face...

I mean, seriously, a black Hitler? Do they even know what Hitler stood for? I bet Hitler is rolling over in his grave for seeing himself compared as an equal with a man whose father is African... Oh wait, there is no grave of Hitler...

There's my contribution for the day.


Mother fucker.
I knew it was part of the Kenyan-Nazi-Zionist Occupational Governement.

Submitted by scaredycat on August 28, 2009 - 12:49pm.

here's an important issue: is ther e aname for the ype of moustache hitler wore? Was it popular? And if hitler hadn't existed, would people be routinely sporting it? Might it be as cool as a soul patch today? A moustache forever tainted and ruined by one man.

Submitted by Zeitgeist on August 28, 2009 - 7:51pm.

It's the hat.It's the hat.